We watch your critical services from multiple regions, every minute.
Canada + US West probes. HTTP / TCP / port checks. We alert you when you're actually down — and we tell you if it's regional or global.
Direct, confidential escalation. No nonsense dashboards.
Who this is for
- You run something real — storefront, community platform, game shard, payment endpoint, auth service, Discord bot, DNS, etc. If it dies at 2am, people notice.
- You don’t want “status looks green” lies. You want: is it up, from here and from there, yes or no, right now.
- You want early warning before the Discord is on fire or customers start refunding.
- You want to know “Vegas can’t reach checkout, Canada can. It’s regional.” That means less panic.
If you just want pretty graphs for a board deck, we’re not that. If you want “tell me when I have to get out of bed,” that’s us.
What we actually monitor
We hit a URL (optionally with a required keyword in the body). We record latency and HTTP code. If we get 4xx/5xx or the body doesn’t match, it’s DOWN.
We attempt a TCP connect to any port (443, 25565, 22, whatever). If we can’t handshake, it’s DOWN. Latency is connect time.
For things like DNS, game servers, lightweight daemons. We send a datagram and confirm reachability. We treat “couldn’t even open socket” as DOWN.
Each monitor can be checked from multiple probes (e.g. Canada + US West). If only one region fails, status is PARTIAL. If all probes fail, it’s DOWN.
We store every result in history for graphs and SLA rollups. You’ll get per-probe latency, HTTP codes, and when something flipped.
How alerts work
- You define who gets alerted (email, Discord webhook). Multiple contacts are fine.
- You choose the alert policy per monitor: “alert me if any probe is down,” “alert me if most probes are down,” or “only alert if all probes are down.”
- We’ll also keep per-incident context: when it flipped, which probe saw it first, how long it stayed bad, and when it cleared.
Goal: You only get paged when it’s real.
Plans (Preview)
| Plan | Monthly | Monitors | Interval | Users | Regions |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starter | $19 | 5 | 60 sec | 2 | 1 region |
| Pro | $49 | 20 | 60 sec | 5 | 2 regions |
| Critical | $129 | 100 | 30 sec | 15 | 2+ regions |
Trust & privacy
We’re not here to resell your outage data or publish your incident timeline. This is not a “public status page for marketing.” This is meant to keep you from losing money, sleep, or credibility.
Data we store:
- Targets you ask us to monitor (hostnames, ports, URLs, expected strings).
- Latency, HTTP codes, and basic up/down results per probe.
- Contact info you provide so we can alert you.
Everything else? We don’t want it. See our Privacy, ToS, and Acceptable Use.